...: Megan Fox is a man?!

WHATTTT?!?!

The hot Transformer star is supposedly a transvestite?

Source: http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes
ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda
in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it
off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she
has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox
was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell
showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a
preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents
simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had
already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making
her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his
secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered
him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped
to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to
be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and
been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how
much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this
month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have
a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked
into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.