Playing with words :DD

Sick again..
My body is crumpling..
Need to eat more healthy and exercise more..
This time round it's the allergy again..
At least i finally know what I'm allergic to..
Bactrim! (sulfamethoxazole containing)
In the first place i always thought sulphur containing compounds was poisonous..
Didn't know that medicine would contain that.. Well just proves how ignorant i am.
Lots to learn, XX!
Anyway, try NEVER to consume anything u could be allergic to.
Cos it plain sucks! Helluva!
My fever went up to 39.4.
I was so hot ( not in the good physical sexy way ) that my eyes turned blood red.
The whole eyeball mind you. I was being burnt. Gross right!! Arrgghhh!
I looked just like HELLBOY la not kidding you.
Freaked my whole family out hahaha.
They kept checking on me in case i fainted in my bed and when i flipped over to mumble "I'm fine" they went "GAHHHHH!!" with shock. =PpP
Was almost sent to A & E.
Damn you, BACTRIM!
I AM NEVER CONSUMING U AGAIN! NEVER!
U ALMOST KILLED ME!!

=) but all's well now I'm alive and jumping!
I feel good, tadatadatada! I feel really good! So good! So good! I feel good!
*dances to the music rockstar-style*


P.S. I AM SO SORRY TO PEARLI AND KANGLI TOO FOR BREAKING THE DATE TODAY(MONDAY). DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL SICK. C YOU GUYS SOON ON THURS! CAN'T WAIT!♥

1 more thing that I found out from this doctor's visit- I have LOW blood pressure.
It's really weird, cos my mom has HIGH blood pressure, but all her 3 daughters has LOW blood pressure.
=/
No wonder I always have dizzy spells! haha. And the doctor advised me to eat more meat. Red meat.
Aargghh! And I was contemplating becoming a vegetarian cos i love animals too much and feel real guilty eating them.
oh wells looks like I should mighty learn to enjoy my Popeyes and KFC's.
On the bright side, it is yummy!
And also, I can now rightfully tell all the hunky dudes around me, "Catch me if I fall..~~~~"
Yay~~!!! Wahaha =X
Just kidding.

Anyway I just read a very humorous post on someone else's blog on puns!
Hehe will copy and paste here..
It really made me laugh!
Words are so cool. You play with them, and they come alive. =)
P.S. U gotta understand american slangs to understand some of it. Think harder!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
(LOL this took me quite awhile to get. Clue: Think mean in Math.)

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
(hehehe I can tell my friend called William this! )

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
(I don't get this... Someone pls enlighten me?)

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

How about pick-up lines?!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(Random thought: Do you believe in that? I don't. I believe in lust at first sight though i.e. Physical Attraction )

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Are you wearing pants that astronauts wear? Cause your ass is out of this world.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
This is sweet!

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Is your last name Gilete? cause your the best a man can get.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You got something on your chest: my eyes.

HAHAHA!
wasn't that funny?
but i can't imagine ppl telling me all that. think i'll jus be stunned or laugh in their face hahas.
cos it's just too funny!
anways i got it from this girl's blog: http://underage-girl.blogspot.com/
I can't believe ppl say that she's fat. She is not! mayb just a little on the meaty side.
Kudos to her for standing up for herself and saying she'd rather be healthy than stick-thin.
Sigh I feel that this world's standards are becoming so stereotypical and narrow.
I mean.. STICK-THIN=PRETTY. GO LOCAL UNI= SMART. 5C= SUCCESS. etc etc.
one word from me for all these: BULLSHIT.
arrghhs! I can't help feeling very fat everyday every moment nowadays.
but i love my food! tell me what to do siaaa.
one day i won't be able to meet the standards of the world.
then i will go away from this world and sit under a waterfall all day long to meditate.
haha i wish.
But seriously, one of my wish is to go to a private retreat with no cell phone whatsoever and get away from every1's standards and goals and views.
Why should we live for any1 but ourselves? But i do know i'm not living for myself either, at least not now. Think. Are you?
Ok change topic! This is too emo and too deep a topic.
My just burnt-out brains(from fever) can't take this discussion any longer!

2 more pick-up lines (VERY CORNY) from my own dictionary:

Do you have a raisin? (No.) How about a date?

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the BOMB.

and today i caught up with 2 of my sec sch frens!
chai boonyang n soh yixiu.
hehes they are super funny la.
memorable sentences from the chats,
told the former (boon) that i wana perm my hair, and he exclaimed, "u wannabe!"
cos his hair is reaalllllyyyy curly naturally.
and he kept ringing me in msn with the video call tingie cos it's real noisy.
grrrr.

the latter, soh yx was bragging to me all about the endeavours at sea.
GGRRR he earns alot! wouldn't be good to blog abt it, but it's ALOT! jealous.
anyways, he says he'll treat us to swensens! hahaha INCLUSIVE OF JQ ALSO K!
=pPp
he can read where to steer the ship from the stars!
that's so 'pirates of the carribean' rite?
So i told him, " I can just imagine u in the pirates of carribean costume "
And his response? " F**K YOU "
zzz still as vulgar as ever.
and mind you, he's not the only dude to say those 2 words in my presence.
GUYS. DUDES. MALES. TESTERONE. TSK.

Ok that's all for now! Tatas!~~~
=)