galfrens reading this:
u all must want me as a jie-mei
alright!
here's a pic of the rash..
this pic does not even do justice to show u how pink I am.
i was the PINK MONSTER !
even my face was pink! arrgghh! and swollen!
i have a pic for the memory but I ain't showing u that for sure! hahaha.
must be KARMA for always calling ZQ patrick the starfish cos he's quite pink too =X
anw somting really funny and stupid and embarrassing and humiliating and _____(insert your own word here) is that i went to the KL doc and he..
INJECTED MY BUTT.
ahhh~~!!!
the nurse kept asking me to flip onto my tummy in malay and I couldn't understand.
I was SUPER shocked when she just suddenly pulled down my pants!
And the doc tried to trick me into thinking that the needle was not poked in yet.
Just numbing the area, he kept repeating.
Uncle! As if i can't feel the needle poking in!
My butt's not plastic!
I can feel the tingling silver needle!!
But surprising i was busy (-.-)" at his words
So it was over very fast.
But it's still @*$*#$)$_()#$ pain ok..
No wonder babies all cry when u inject their butts.
How utterly embarrassing to let some1 see my grown ass.
Reminds me of the time i didn't lock the toilet door when i was in primary-sch and some1 swung the door open and screamed at me. Or rather, at my bare ass.
Obviously, I screamed back too.
Wayyyyyyy embarrassing. Ah i dun wanna remember!
Cleanse my memory, somebody!
Anyway, back to the topic, the doctor still suan me before i left the room,
saying, "Memorable first trip in KL huh?"
You bet, doc! Ultimate suayness.
Bet u all had a good laugh reading this right!
Evil people!
Just like how YL reacted when she read my msg telling her I had a jab on my ass.
Anyway, the injection's pretty strong.
So my family and I were having breakfast at the coffeeshop,
not me though, I was still weak and uncharacteristically had a lack of appetite.
i was suddenly hit by a wave of discomfort and knew I was gonna faint cos I've had the experience many times before.
I hate fainting! You feel really bad when you are fainting.
Breaking out in cold sweat and heart pounding etc. Can't describe.
haha my poor mom, all her daughters have the habit of fainting =PpP quite alot of times too.
Anw, I collapsed onto the table(luckily not into the food)
and the coffeeshop auntie was super funny,
she got a shock and kept saying in Cantonese, "die luh die luh, dun die in my shop!"
haha and my family said i woke up for a moment to say " I've fainted" before dropping into a daze again.
quite funny la huh.
Ok, but i feel much better now and the rashes are nearly gone.
Super gross experience cos u see yourself morphing into this human-starfish thing.
And the good thing about this experience is that I realised how much my family cares for me!
They went to buy this Tiffany necklace for me and also lots of congee back to the hotel room to make me feel warm and happy and full after eating it.
And my mama kept patting me and let me lay on her legs etc.
She even sacrificed her jacket for me cos I felt cold!
And my boyfriend also cares lots for me!
He sent me a sweet msg ( contents will not be revealed hahaha only I shall know!)
and i replied him that i was sick and he called immediately despite overseas charges!
According to my family, i called him 'crazy' 3 times before forcing him to put down the phone.
hahaha oops.
Sorry dear.. Thank you for calling me!
I feel so LOVED and BLESSED!
yay!
Thank yous!
=)
3 comments:
hahaha chloe you are damn cute la!
i was like laughing at yr post.
but it was a bad experience to have tt while travelling la.
i also have numerous experiences of near-fainting.
eeew I hate tt feeling man.
anw you are missed! haha :D kinda miss yr crap in sch la. ):
vicky (:
HAHAHA "I've fainted" NICE ONE.
Very funny la u.
And u sure e doctor is reli a doctor not? Malaysia hor =X Skarli is pervert.
whee hee hee! love u darling! ur trip's not memorable enuf! cuz im not there =P haha..
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